In this day and age where it seems the world is trying to take "Christ" out of "Christmas" I found this funny yet actually a little disturbing list on a greeting card this week. Enjoy, and then ponder the ludicrousness of it all. (Is ludicrousness a word?)
10. O Holiday Tree
9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter.
8. Frosty the Snowperson
7. Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-Friendly, Nontoxic Outdoor Fire (For which I do have a permit!)
6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.
5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over by an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator.
4. Deck the Hall with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage, (If office policy permits)
3. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings!
2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection.
1. I'll Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December.
On the road again....
10 years ago
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