Don't take a bored man to Wal-Mart!

As we gear up for the Holiday shopping season, keep this in mind ladies. Don't take your bored, anti-shopping fixated husband with you to Wal-Mart. He will find something entertaining to do. Here are some possibilities, taken from real incidents around the country. Have a good laugh with them!

1. One man took dozens of boxes of condoms off the shelf and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. Another set all off the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away!"

4. Went to the service desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

5. Moved a "Caution - Wet floor" sign onto a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from bedding.

7. When a clerk asked if she could help one husband he began crying and said, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. While handling guns in the hunting department, one man said to the clerk, "Do you know where I could get some anit-depressants?"

9. One man was seen darting around the store humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

10. In the Automotive department, more than one bored husband has been seen practicing his Madonna look with fluid funnels.

11. More than one has also been caught hiding in the clothing racks in wait and yelling, "Pick me, pick me!" as some unsuspecting shopper perused the rack.

12. Multiple incidents of yelling "OH NO! IT"S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" when an announcement is made over the intercom.

13. One man hid in a fitting room and waited awhile. When someone tried to open the locked door he yelled, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!

The funniest part, I can actually picture myself doing some of these!